Anyone need a doctor?

Seems we got one in the house, but I am not so sure I would recommend him.

This morning Kahne was playing the patient as Kamden was playing doctor.
A few things I observed…..

Kamden: “Kahne I’m going to give you a shot, okay”
Kahne: “Okay”
Kamden: “Okay Kahne, did that hurt?”
Kahne: “Nope it didn’t hurt”
Kamden: “Okay let me try again.”

Kamden: “Okay are you having trouble breathing?”
Kahne: “Yeah”
Kamden: “Well put this blanket over your head real tight.”
Kahne: “Okay”

Kamden: “Okay you have to take all this medicine and lay down”
Kahne: “Okay”
Kamden: “It tastes bad, don’t it? Don’t spit it out okay?”
Kahne: “Okay”
Kamden: “ I said lay down, don’t raise back up” (as he shoves him back on the couch)

Kamden: “I’m going to use this and give you a few little slaps, okay?”
Kahne: “Okay”
Kamden: “Did that help, did you feel it?”
Kahne: “Ouch, don’t do that again Kamden.”
Kamden: “Yes Kahne, one more time and then I will give you a sticker.”
Kahne: “No Kamden”

Doctors tools: A pencil for the shot, a flyswatter to do slaps, and a blanket for breathing trouble.

They had me cracking up. I am not quite sure what doctor Kamden goes to or where his idea of treating a patient comes from. If the shot don’t hurt, well then get another one. If you can’t breathe, then cover your head with a blanket, that’s sure to help. I am not quite sure what the slaps were about other than Kamden taking advantage of the situation and taking the opportunity to swat his brother.
Poor Kahne!!